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1. No student is to bring a piece of work to class which will instil feelings of envy or inadequacy in the others.
2. No student is to produce more than one sample or piece of work per week without written permission.
3. No student is to think constructively outside the class session.
4. People who finish work before the deadline are swots and are to be treated with extreme deference.
5. Human tissue (e.g. hair, skin, etc.) is not to be applied to embroidery. A finger is for life, not just for Christmas.
6. Imagination should be employed with caution as Rule 1 could easily be infringed.
7. No first year student is to produce anything better than a second year, or they're not playing.
8. The tutor is not to mention duration of the course, imagined deadlines or what should have been achieved by June.
9. Overt and blatant crawling to the tutor is permissible but only if it is for the benefit of the whole group.
10. Having the right tools for the job will be frowned upon.

Rachael Margeson, Sandra Callanan, Lois Kirtley

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